Kai Ruhl: I stole these jokes from John Maxlow's site (wherever his web persona may be today; I cant link to him because I cant find him). They take reference to the whole Phantasy Star series.

You know you're a Phantasy Star Junkie when...

...You name your cat Myau
...You run around telling people stupid 'Raja' jokes -- "Ah, why do people worship swiss cheeze? BECAUSE IT'S HOLEY!!!!!"
...You keep seeing Tinkerbell's dog in odd places
...You think a dungeon is a perfectly legitimate place to sell shortcake
...When someone asks you, "How are you doing?" you say, "There seems to be nothing unusual here"
...You dye your hair green and become a thief
...You feed nuts to your cat in hopes that he'll grow wings
...You develop a sudden attraction to guys/girls with odd colored hair
...You sell everything you own and give it to the NASA program so they can find Algo for you
...You know the exchange rate between dollars and meseta
...You have little personal debates about whether the first Esper's name is Noah or Lutz
...You wonder why people don't have cat ears
...Everyone you meet seems to be named Lyle!
...You go totally wacko when you haven't beaten every game in the series at least 8 or 9 times
...You're deathly afraid of becoming a door-to-door salesman because you fear you'll meet a serpent
...You explain to people that it doesn't matter that Palm, Palma, and Parma are the same because it blew up anyway
...You become a mechanic and purposely always break whatever you try to fix just so you can be like Kain
...You dress up like a Motavian and start eating garbage
...You don't go anywhere in groups of less than four people
...You become convinced that you can save your life, quit, and come back to it whenever you want

...You can't remember when your birthday is; you CAN recite the entire exchange between you and Damor, the Soothsayer
...You become an agent
...You decide to forgive short, blue-furred outcasts
...You ask your parents to buy you a sword
...You go to church to hear a sermon on how much longer it'll be to get to the next level
...You think killing ant, bees, and spiders will get you money, power, and experience
...You like to look around under clouds, 'cause there's surely something important hidden there
...You tend to shout "Flaeli!" at rocks, expecting them to explode
...You can finish any PS game in one night, while drunk, without saving
...You're weary of politicians, since they're probably possessed by evil forces
...You know the atomic mass of Laconia
...You argue with antique dealers about whether that old sword in the corner is really a Laser Sword or not
...You're deathly afraid of taking your cat to the vet
...You think walking over lava pits only hurts a little bit
...You know when danger is near because the music changes
...You refuse to go in to forests because you think the trees will eat you.
...You think that the baby chicks at the farm are trying to kill you
...When you are pissed off you try setting off the megido technique
...While star gazing you think you see Algo's sun
...You're sure that a good night's rest will heal all your ills

...When your friend gets sick, you know all he really wants is a cheap souvenir sword
...When someone asks, "Do you have a light?", well, let's just say that Nafoi is involved...
...Your mom knows the recipe for perolymate
...When your parents ask you where you've been, you say "I felt the breezes calling..."
...You're sure there's some alien computer controlling your life (who isn't?)
...When you get married, you ask your husband for a Laconian wedding ring
...When someone knocks on your door, you ask "Want to go kill a Dark Force?"
...You do a report on Algo and it's history for class
...You leave all your valuables to "The Next Protector" in your will
...When someone asks you "Why do you play Phantasy Star so much?" You answer "I don't PLAY Phantasy Star, I LIVE it."
...You think eating burgers and colas will prepare you for future obstacles
...You are stuck in a really bad situation and you yell: "Alis! Magic! Fly!"
...You ride your water scooter head straight to a dam
...Your favorite snack is shortcake
...You want "Her Last Breath" played at your funeral
...You consider "Wizard", "Motavian Soldier", and "Agent" as valid occupations
...You don't want a car, you want a LandRover
...You'd like to visit Termi for your vacation
...When you go home, you don't say, "I'm home," but instead say, "I'm going to reorganize my party!"
...You spend hours each day trying to find Monomate at the Walgreens Pharmacy

...You demand to know why your local pet store doesn't carry Magic Caps
...You start to call your clothes "carbonshirts" and "fiberjeans"
...You regard Ustvestia as a musical genius
...You are "haunted by nightmares every night..." You know where that's going! Total destruction of planets, the collapse of civilization, and the demise of your main squeeze!
...You name your Ginsu knife "Elsydeon"
...Myau isn't adorable anymore -- I know, it's got to be impossible!
...You start to feel sorry for Lassic. (or is it "Lashiec"?) name your kitchen appliances Wren, Demi, or Mieu said "Finally, I have Demi's Email address...oh,crap! It's just Demi MOORE's Email. Do I have bad luck or what?"
...You are a girl and you dress like Rika, Alys, or Kyra for no reason
...You are a BOY and you dress like Rika, Alys, or Kyra for ANY reason
...your PS junkie friends think you play PS too much give your kids four letter names